Water hurts

When did water become so dangerous? Last week my friend Matt had to get two stitches on his pointer and middle fingers after a wakeboarding accident.

He was doing a grab and one of his stickers on his board was loose, so when he hit the water…SLICE. It literally sliced his finger open. It was very disgusting.

Another friend of mine landed in the low part of the wake and broke both of his ankles. So all I’m preaching is: watch out for freak wakeboarding accidents because water must be pissed. We should stop drinking it and maybe it will stop hurting us. Maybe?

5 Responses to “Water hurts”

  1. ohmyafly Says:

    Probably not. Upload an avatar.

  2. ktsteve1289 Says:

    seriously, have you ever hit the water going 30 mph? i mean water WANTS to get you. Why is that thing we wear on the water called a life preserver, not a floating vest?

  3. ohmyafly Says:

    Yea. I recently turned too fast on a waverunner to avoid smashing into another waverunner and cartwheeled into what felt like a solid wall of water.

    The more urgent sounding name was probably a marketing strategy.

    Where’s your bio?

  4. pris2187 Says:

    this just makes me think of those times i went tubing and came back so sore!

  5. ktsteve1289 Says:

    ohmyafly, you really want to find out about me dont you? I mean cool. I think we should slow it down a little bit though.


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